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Hasya Kavita By Popular Merthi || Part 3

Aaya hai naya saal chalo khushiya manaye Fir pyar kare pyar ke fir geet sunaye Ye saal Mahobbat mein mazedar ho itna Khujli ho Tumhare to kabhi ham bhi khujaye Ye ibarat gate pe ek charch ke tehrir thi Thak chuke ho gar gunahon se to andar aaiye Uske niche hi lipstick se kisi ne likh diya Aur thake ab tak na ho to Mere ghar pe aaiye Ham mekade ke samne gabra kar gir pade Mari jo usne aankh to chakra kar gir pade Ham ye samaj rahe the ke hai muft ki sharab Paiso ka bill jo aaya to gash khake gir pade Aelan karke Mein Sare Mehfil jalaunga Aaya hai jo hazar ka wo bill jalaunga Socha hai is tarha karu kharche pe control Bijli ke dam badh gaye Mein dil jalaunga Kisi bhi dard ki gehrayi mar dalegi Sharif hu Muje ruswai mar dalegi Mere garane mein be-rozgar hai har shakhs Mein bach bhi jaun to mehngai mar dalegi Kabhi ise kabhi usko patake chhod diya Laziz khana mila hamne khake chhod diya Ab uski marzi hai ke roshan rahe ke buj jaye Charag hamne hawa mein jala k...

Azm Shakri Shayri Lyrics || Part 1

Kaun : Sub'ha tak chahaton ke diye Aandhiyon mein jalayega kaun Dastan khatm hone ko hai Ab Muhabbat nibhayega kaun Naaz jis ki wafaon pe tha Aaj wo bewafa ho gaya Chhoti chhoti si baton pe ab Ham ko pairon rulayega kaun Hoshiyari se jadu dikha Aye naye daur ki sahera Tuhi patthar agar ho gayi Hamko insan banayega kaun Sahera : Jadugarni Apni tehzib ki lash par Rone wala bhi koi nahi Sab ke hothon pe hai ye sada Ab ye mayyat uthayega kaun Aandhiyon se bacha kar rakho Apne aangan ka budha Shajar Ye Shajar hi agar gir gaya Fir kahani sunayega kaun Shajar  :  Ped(Tree) Dhoka kha gaya : Zindagi ki rah mein ek mod aesa aa gaya Sab ko dhoka dene wala khud hi dhoka kha gaya Jayenge Ham : Tiragi mein sub'ha ki tanweer ban jayenge ham Khwab Tum dekhoge aur Ta'bir ban jayenge ham Ab ke ye socha hai gar aazad Tumne kar diya Khud hi Apne paaon ki zanjeer ban jayenge ham Usne bhi auron ke jesa hi kiya hamse suluk Jo ye kehta tha Teri takdeer ba...

Munawwar Rana Shayri Lyrics || Part 4 (Maa Special)

Batata hai : Udas rehne ko acchha nahi batata hai Koi bhi zaher ko mitha nahi batata hai Kal Apne Aap ko dekha tha Maa ki aankho me Ye aayina hame budha nahi batata hai Ujala ho gaya : Aye Andhere dekh le Munh Tera kala ho gaya Maa ne Aankhe khol di Ghar me ujala ho gaya Ro deti hai : Is tarha Mere gunahon ko wo dho deti hai Maa bahot gusse me hoti hai to ro deti hai Bhatakti hai hawas din-rat sone ki dukanon mein Garibi kan chhidwati hai tinka dal deti hai Aasman Chhua : Bulandiyo ka bade se bada nishan chhua Uthaya god me Maa ne tab aasman chhua Hisse me Maa aayi : Kisi ko ghar mila hisse me ya koi duka'n aayi Mein ghar me sab se chhota tha mere hisse me Maa aayi Rehti hai : Bulandi dair tak kis shakhs ke hisse me rehti hai Bahot unchi imarat har gadi khatre me rehti hai Bahot jee chahta hai kaide jaa'n se ham nikal jayein Tumhari yaad bhi lekin isi malbe me rehti hai Ye aesa karz hai jo Mein ada kar hi nahi sakta Mein jab tak Ghar na loutu ...

Munawwar Rana Shayri Lyrics || Part 3

Karne wala hu : Ammer Shehar ko Talwar karne wala hu Mein jee huzuri se inkar karne wala hu Kaho Andhere se daman samet le Apna Mein jugnuon ko alamdar karne wala hu Gir jaye : Sari Duniya me kalam karo ki wakat gir jaye Me kalam rakh du to alfaz ki sehat gir jaye Ye Mumkin hai Tumhe fir na muyassar ho pauu Ye bhi mumkin hai kal tak Meri kimat gir jaye Munkashif jaldi se hote bhi nahi hai ham log Warna ham hath utha le to hukumat gir jaye (Munkashif : Zahir karna) Khol di Hamne  : Chale Maktal ki janib aur chhati khol di hamne Badane par patang aaye to charkhi khol di hamne Pada rehne do Apne boriye par ham fakiro ko Fati reh jayengi aankhe jo mutthi khol di hamne Kaha tak boj baisakhi ka sari zindagi dhote Uatarte ho kuwwe me aaj rassi khol di hamne Tumhari yaad aayi aur ham takne lage rasta Tumhara naam aaya aur khidki khol di hamne Bad aati hai : Kai Gharon ko nigalne ke bad aati hai Madad bhi shehar ke jalne ke bad aati hai Na jane kesi mahek a...

Munawwar Rana Shayri Lyrics || Part 2

Reh Jayenge : Hamse Mahobbat karne wale rote hi reh jayenge Ham jo kisi din soye to fir sote hi reh jayenge Nikli : Wus'ate Sehra bhi Muh apna chhupa ke nikli Sari duniya Mere kamre ke barabar nikli Nahi karti : Meri ujdi hui aankhon ke sare khwab lota do Amanat me khayanat to zameene bhi nahi karti Zarurat ek tawaif ki terha Muje nachati hai Me jitna kam karta hu machine bhi nahi karti Tere daman se kya ummid rakhu dil-nawazi ki Madad aankho ki Meri aastine bhi nahi karti Bahadur aadmi ke hath bhi talwar hote he Hifazat buzdilo ki meg zine bhi nahi karti Diwar se ham : Itna roye the lipat kar daro-diwar se ham Shehar me aake bahot din rahe bimar se ham Apne bikne ka bahot dukh hai hame bhi lekin Muskurate hue milte he kharidar se ham Kat di : Aye Ishq ! Hamne Teri ita'at me kat di Us se bichhad ke umar hi iddat me kat di Kuchh dair aur terte rehte faza me ham Tune patange gam zara ujlat me kat di Us fakhta ki kukh se zakhmi hu aaj bhi Wo fakhta ...

Rahat Indori Shayari Lyrics Part 6

Mol Diya : Is Duniya ne Meri wafa ka kitna uncha mol diya Pairon mein zanjirein dali Hathon mein kashkol diya Jab bhi koi inaam mila hai Mera naam bhi bhul gaye Jab bhi koi ilzam laga hai Mujpe la kar dhol diya Ab gham aayein Khushiyan aayein Maut aaye ya Tu aaye Meine to bas aahat payi aur darwaza khol diya Nahi Hu : Abhi ganimat hai sabr Mera abhi labalab bhara nahi hu Wo Mujko murda samaj raha hai Us se kaho Mein mara nahi hu Wo keh raha hai kuchh dino me mita kar rakh dunga nasl Teri Hai Uski  aadat dara raha hai Hai Meri fitrat dara nahi hu Darta Kaun hai : Rah mein khatre bhi he lekin thaherta kaun hai Maut kal aati hai aaj aajaye darta kaun hai Tere lashkar ke muqabil mein akela hu Lekin faisala maidan me hoga ke marta kaun hai Dhamal Kardo : Jahan se guzro dhuan bichha do Jahan bhi pahuncho dhamal kardo Tumhe siyasat ne haq diya hai Hari zamino ko laal kardo Apil bhi Tum daleel bhi TumGawah bhi Tum wakil bhi Tum Jise bhi chaho haram kardo Jise bhi...

Maza hi kuchh aur hai by Om Vyas

Danton se nakhun katne ka Chhoton ko zabardasti dantne ka Paise walon ko gali bakne ka Mungfali ke thele se Mungfali chakhne ka Kursi pe baith ke kan me pen dalne ka Aur road ways ki bas ki seat me se spunch nikalne ka Maza hi kuchh aur hai Ek hi kunthi pe dhersare kapde tangne ka Naye sal pe dukandar se calendar mangne ka Chalti rail me chadne ka Dusron ki chitthiya padne ka Mange hue scooter ko tez bhagane ka Khud ko nind nahin aane par patni ko zabardasti jagane ka Maza hi kuchh aur hai Chori se Phal Phool todne ka Kharab tube light aur matko ko fodne ka Padosan ko goor goor kar dekhne ka Apna kachra dusre ke samne fenkne ka Bathroom me besura gane ka Thuk se ticket chipkane ka Maza hi kuchh aur hai Office me late aane ka File ko jabardasti dabane ka Chat wale se fokat ki chatni dalwane ka Barat me press kiye hue kapdon pe fir se press karwane ka Sasural me sale se pan mangwane ka Sali ki pith pe dhol jamane ka Maza hi kuchh aur hai Byaz ke mal se m...

Hasya Kavita By Popular Merthi || Part 1

Rehne De : Mein hun jis haal mein Mere Sanam rehne de Chaku mat de Mere hath mein kalam rehne de Mein to shayar hun Mera dil hai bahot hi nazuk Mein patakhe hi se mar jaunga bam rehne de Pata Nahin : Nafrat ka silsila tha Muje kuchh pata nahin Kis baat ka gila tha Muje kuchh pata nahin Itna to yaad hai Tere daddy mile the kal Danda kahan pada tha Muje kuchh pata nahin Mein hi to hun : Har Hasina ke gamon se aashna Mein hi to hun Aaj kal hasne hasane ki dawa Mein hi to hun Har kisi se puchhta rehta hun has has kar mijaz Hoshiyaron ki gali mein bawla Mein hi to hun Maza aata hai : Na to kuchh gane bajane mein maza aata hai Aur Na kuchh maal kamane mein maza aata hai Naam khujli ka bura lagta hai sabko lekin Mustakil fir bhi khujane mein maza aata hai Kabhi Thi na hai na hogi : Ye hai sach ke nek niyyat kabhi thi na hai na hogi Mere kaam mein sharafat kabhi thi na hai na hogi Muje naaz Apne fan par ke Mein jeb kat'ta hun Muje mangne ki aadat kabhi thi na h...