Hasya Kavita By Popular Merthi || Part 1

Rehne De :
Mein hun jis haal mein Mere Sanam rehne de
Chaku mat de Mere hath mein kalam rehne de
Mein to shayar hun Mera dil hai bahot hi nazuk
Mein patakhe hi se mar jaunga bam rehne de

Pata Nahin :
Nafrat ka silsila tha Muje kuchh pata nahin
Kis baat ka gila tha Muje kuchh pata nahin
Itna to yaad hai Tere daddy mile the kal
Danda kahan pada tha Muje kuchh pata nahin

Mein hi to hun :
Har Hasina ke gamon se aashna Mein hi to hun
Aaj kal hasne hasane ki dawa Mein hi to hun
Har kisi se puchhta rehta hun has has kar mijaz
Hoshiyaron ki gali mein bawla Mein hi to hun

Maza aata hai :
Na to kuchh gane bajane mein maza aata hai
Aur Na kuchh maal kamane mein maza aata hai
Naam khujli ka bura lagta hai sabko lekin
Mustakil fir bhi khujane mein maza aata hai

Kabhi Thi na hai na hogi :
Ye hai sach ke nek niyyat kabhi thi na hai na hogi
Mere kaam mein sharafat kabhi thi na hai na hogi
Muje naaz Apne fan par ke Mein jeb kat'ta hun
Muje mangne ki aadat kabhi thi na hai na hogi

Gate rahe :
Aashiqi bhi dosto kya classical sangit thi
Raat todi jaane kya tha jaane kya gate rahe
Zindagi bhar ishq ka izhar karne ke liye
Wo bhi haklate rahe aur ham bhi haklate rahe

Rakha hai :
Is kadar hamne kaleje ko jala rakha hai
Dil ko ab aah ka godam bana rakha hai
Tum na mane to kahin aur karenge invest
Option aur bhi logon ka bacha rakha hai

Farmata hun Mein :
Kis kadar gambhir ho kar ishq farmata hun Mein
Dekhta hai jab koi usko to sharmata hun Mein
Sab mita dale hein Meine darmiyan ke fasle
Chot uske paaon mein aaye to langdata hun Mein

Dhundhta hun :
Kabhi to sahen kabhi chhat pe jake dhundhta hun
Khud apni rakkhi hui shey bhula ke dhundhta hun
Uda diye hein Mahobbat ne Mere hosho hawas
Mein Apme chashme ko chashma lagake dhundhta hun

Aesa Ho :
Miya Chhuttan bane dulha Sitara ho to aesa ho
Bandha hai kya hasin sehra nazara ho to aesa ho
Jo inke ban gayi dulhan hui Allah ko pyari
Hui hai panchwi shadi kunwara ho to aesa ho

Rona aaya :
Apni Mehbuba ko biwi to bana laye magar
Sath mein car mili chandi na sona aaya
Kitne saste mein hua soda kunware-pan ka
Aye Mahobbat Tere anjam pe rona aaya

Bada Hai :
Tadbir ka khota hai mukaddar se lada hai
Duniya use kehti hai ke chalak bada hai
Khud Tees ka hai aur dulhan sath baras ki
Girti hui diwar ke saye mein khada hai

Aetbar dekh :
Halanke Tu jawan hai motallo hai aaj bhi
Fir bhi hai Mujko Tuj pe aetbar dekh
Khudwa raha hun qabr abhi se Tere liye
Tu Mera shoq dekh Mera intezar dekh

Baithe hein :
Hamari bari jab aayi to hamse doctor bola
Chalo jaldi dikhao aur bhi bimar baithe hein
Jo pahele aaye the lete hein kabristan mein ja kar
Bache hein yaha jo do-char wo tayyar bethe hein

Achha hai :
Sher achhe hein fan achha hai kamal achha hai
Dekhna sab ye kahenge khayal achha hai
Doston Tum ko sunaunga naye sher abhi
Wo alag bandh ke rakha hai jo maal achha hai

Kanta Nikla :
X-ray dekh ke besakhta serzan ne kaha
Tere bheje mein se bhi ahesas ka kanta nikla
Husn walon ne bahot jam ke kiya hai pathrao
Tere sar mein to bada kam rafu ka nikla

Ham bhi :
Haaye us mele mein Tumhi nahin khoye ham bhi
Fir zara der ko dil khol ke roye ham bhi
Do minute bad koi aur mili mele mein
Usko ghar laake tab aaram se soye ham bhi

Khwabon mein mile :
Chhe mahine mein hi ye hal kiya biwi ne
Sal bhar bad to shayad kabhi khwabon mein mile
Is tarha rakhti hai wo daba kar ghar mein
Jis tarha sukhe hue ful kitabon mein mile

Lagta hai :
Kitni kanjusi pe aamada hai sasural Meri
Raaz ki bat batate hue dar lagta hai
Aese kamre mein sula dete hein sale Mujko
Paaon failaun to diwar mein sar lagta hai

Ho jaye :
Raha karta hai khatka jane kya anjam ho jaye
Khabar ye aam ho jaye to kohram ho jaye
Mahobbat ho gayi hai dakhu Sultana ki beti se
Na jane kis gali mein zindagi ki sham ho jaye

Gulzar ki :
Tum kya samjoge tamachon ka hunar
Zindagi biwi nahin hai gulzar ki
Ab mein to tonik le raha hun sub'ho sham
Dekhlo surkhi Mere rukhsar ki

Shohar nikli :
Uski har baat Mere bute se bahar nikli
Meri sogat bhi Mere liye thokar nikli
Roj dande liye hathon mein khadi rehti hai
Jisko Mein biwi samajta tha wo shohar nikli

Banta gaya :
Raat mein chhammo ke kothe par police ne di dabish
Manchalon ki bhid se kesa sama banta gaya
Apna Kallan to siyana tha nikal bhaga magar
Log hath aate gaye aur karwan banta gaya